Dear World,

Anyone can be clever and well read.

So fuck off with your obscure literary references 

and dry wit. 

That doesn't make you any smarter than anyone else,

stop pretending to be pretentious and ever so coy. 

Love always,

Caitlin

Jesus Christ

I am so fucking hungry with no food in my house...

Stupid.

Perhaps I'll have some tea...

ohh yes.

Just a little lonely...

I know how petty I'm being, trust me I do... But I'm so terribly lonely.

I have to dig and dig and dig for just one word.  

It's enough to drive a person crazy.

And it's working. 

ps- Marshall doesn't read this at all.

((LIAR!))

pps- It's Marshall's birthday, he's 21 and out at the bars having fun.

I'm at home in my sweat pants, and that is why Im petty and lonely.

Well, I'm lonely for more reasons than that, but my god, I would do anything for human interaction right now.

Nicole has rag doll legs,

she shakes 

and her eyes look lost.

New Years Resolutions...

Start biking to work
Don't drink so much beer
Gluten free
Vegan
Stop being late to work
Quit smoking
Be nicer to Marshall and Family
Be responsible with my money
Craft more
No more quitting projects half way through
Eat healthier foods

Make lots more art!!!!!
Gym membership
Stop sleeping all day
Meet Calvin
Pay Tanner back
Stop screening my phone calls!!!

Please note the resemblance